Losing a Day’s Work
 Fuck-nuggets. Imagine building something wonderful only to have it be unexpectedly knocked down. This was the 9/11 of team Rukh. Let me indulge you. There I was, just finishing what might be the best piece of design work since the pyramids or my Scrum document, when suddenly an update eviscerated my work and took my dreams with it. Some say it was an inside job as it was my lead artist who applied the update, however I assure you this was a external bug. We found evidence. It seems like the plug-in Ferr2D decided to have it’s way with me. Whenever I pressed on an entity the whole program Kurt Kobained. Naturally, I reversed the update to undo the infidelity. Doing this appeared to have deleted my entire day’s work. Interesting. After some time of looking for old ladies to kick in the face, I calmed down and analysed the situation. Why did this happen? Have I not suffered enough in this soon to be twenty year old life? (I’m having a birthday party, message if you want to come) Did HaShem punish me for referring to the Third Reich in my first blog? Whatever the reason was, the damage had been done and I began troubleshooting. From my expansive detective work I gathered that could not have been my fault as that would squander my right to blame others. This was probably a bug or Russian hacking. To avoid similar things happening in the future I will simply stop working. An important lesson learned from this situation is to always stay calm. I watched some weird positive ASMR videos with a hot chick and suddenly felt much better. That’s when I realized that the world is what you make it. You need to grab a hold of the situation. Grab it by the pussy. Speaking of which, instead of moaning I decided to start redoing all of the lost work. While tedious, slow and repetitive like watching two snails have intercourse, there was honour to it. I come out of this situation a stronger man that doesn’t get angry when something goes wrong, but instead writes a blog post about it.
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